i rarely open forwarded emails, but this one was sure worth it. hehe.
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Posted outside a house in Jaro, Iloilo:
HOUSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED
On a glass window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan:
WE SHOOT YOU WHILE YOU WAIT
Posted at a construction site in Mandaluyong: BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHULI, BOG-BOG!
On the fence of a makeshift parking lot in Pasay: PARKING PEE: P10
Printed on a streamer in front of a gym in Lucena City: We Almost Have Complete Set of Gym Equipments
In a supermarket in Baguio: FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
Outside a flower shop along Avenida Rizal: WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS
In a bowling center in Congressional: PARKING FOR COSTUMERS ONLY
In a restaurant in Cebu: WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL
On the glass wall of an eatery in Panay Avenue near National Bookstore: WANTED: WAITER, CASHIER, WASHIER
In San Andres, Manila: NO URINATION ON THE OVER WALLS
In a classified ads section:WANTED SALESLADY, 20-25 YEARS OLD, PROBABLY SINGLE
Outside a sari-sari store in front of Green Valley in Baguio:NO CRIDET
In a building in Cubao:NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY
Outside a videoke bar in Pampanga: WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE
In Tiaong, Quezon: ROAN'S CONTRACTION SUPPLIES
Outside a shoe store in Pangasinan: WE SELL IMPORTED ROBBER SHOES
In a restaurant in Baguio: WANTED: BOY WAITRESS
