"everywhere i go...lightflash!"
Hi! Ako po si Yol. Isa po akong underwear designer. Ngayong tag-araw, maglalabas ako ng collection na pinamagatan kong Urbanidad. Binubuo ito ng mga underwear na binurdahan ng mga slogan at street sign na matatagpuan sa minamahal nating lungsod. So far, ito po ang mga slogan at street sign na maari niyong pagpilian, sakaling gusto niyong umorder:
Keep off the grass
Slippery when wet
Accident prone area
Please use the other door
Do not disturb
Please fall in line
Watch your head
Not for hire
No trespassing
No pets allowed
Capacity:15 persons
Hard hat area
Beware of falling debris
What you eat is what you are
Thank you, please come again
Baggage Counter
Handle with care
Caution: Hot Filling
AC/DC outlet
Please don’t leave my valuable unattended
Please feed on the animal
Keep ticket for infection
Baby on board
For clients only
Deep excavation
Mag-ingat sa so
No blowing of Horn
Offline
Now showing
This bank is equipped with a time delay device
Isipin ang susunod na gagamit
Bawal tumawad
Huwag magtulakan
Salamat, doktor
Isang sawsaw lang po
Bawal omehi
Batak mo, stuff ko
Think positive ka lang
Nice to look at, lovely to hold, but if you break it, consider it sold
Sit like a queen, don’t sit like a frog
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wasak!!!
Renga # 22 = 0
since no one contributed (and it's already quite late in the day), i just tried to finish the poem.
it is is it the dyslexic
quixotic lyric it is
or is it? the critic tickles
the twine, thick spine,
the line it is is it
problematic (sic)